Things that make you say......What?
(Sent in by Anonymous reader.... either the Officer or the idiot himself.... anyway, thanks, keep sending them in)
Dumb Criminal in Omaha, NE. I was flagged down by a citizen whose vehicle had stalled at an intersection. If he would not have flagged me down, I would not have noticed his vehicle was stalled. He asked me to order a tow truck for him because his cell phone was not working. When asked for his name (Jonathan), he couldn't spell it correctly. And because he did not have any form of identification on him, I became a little suspicious. I asked him if I could look inside his vehicle, he joyfully said yes. When he stood up, he dropped a baggy containing 3 grams of cocaine from his lap. When I searched him, he had an additional 14.5 grams of rock cocaine, 5 grams of marijuana and 2 marijuana pipes in his shorts pocket. I eventually found out his real name was "Craig" and he had a felony and a misdemeanor warrant on file, hence the alias "Jonathan". Of course, I ordered the tow truck for him!
Georgia man drives home with decapitated passenger
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
MARIETTA,
Ga. (AP) - A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that
decapitated his passenger, then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody
clothes, leaving the headless body in his truck, police said.
A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel
Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and
called authorities, said Cpl. Dana
Pierce,
county police spokesman.
Officers found Hutcherson asleep inside his home. He was visibly drunk and his
clothes were bloody, authorities said. They later found Brohm's severed head
at the crash site.
"It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to
your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened
to a passenger sitting next to you," Pierce said.
Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the
influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was
jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney.
Police said Hutcherson and Brohm - friends since high school - were drinking
at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.
Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the
support wire about a mile and a half from the bar.
